Actual Resumes Submitted to Job Openings Select a rating to see the next resume ... Boring 1  2  3  4 5 6  7  8  9  10 Priceless Click To Share Your Comments About this Resume Average Score of Last Resume: 5.68 * The following are actual resumes submitted to online job postings.   All identifying information, including names of people and employers, has been changed in order to protect the innocent. Comments: Click To Share Your Comments About this Resume Resume Reviewer: Leslie Donald Sutherland was also Kiefer Sutherlands father, who was in FLATLINERS, with none other than....... KEVIN BACON! Resume Reviewer: Kristin I think we hired this guy! Resume Reviewer: Dave Personally, I would interview the guy. I would see what makes him tick. Sounds like he may secretly be a genius, but that's just me. Resume Reviewer: Gabe Hey, don't knock having links to people. I myself can be linked to Wayne Gretzky (the greatest hockey player of all time) in 6 steps. I'm friends with Nick Holden, whose father Bill was a goalie with the WHA Winnipeg Jets, at the same time as Bobby Hull, whose son Brett is playing with the Phoenix Coyotes, who are coached by Mr. Gretzky. Me -> Nick Holden -> Bill Holden -> Bobby Hull -> Brett Hull -> Wayne Gretzky. Resume Reviewer: Ronald You certainly can't damn this youngster for his honesty however, he is a poster child for "why are our kids not better prepared for the workforce after high school graduation?" Resume Reviewer: Deb lol.....hey!!!....I think that might have been MY car!!!!!... Resume Reviewer: Harvey Rating : 10 out of 10 Priceless "Occasionally farted in a car before another trainee was giving it to a customer" That made me laugh so hard. I have not laughed like that in a long time. Thank you Charles! Resume Reviewer: Scott Just dumb. Sometimes there are legitimate reasons for frequent job changes but this is way over the top! Resume Reviewer: Heather I would hire this guy! he's funny and i think it's refreshing for someone not to completely overexaggerate their resumes. This kind of honesty is inspirational! LOL Resume Reviewer: Sarah I don't know if you will actully get this e-mail or not but that was the funniest thing I have read in months-I love e-mail. Thanks alot for sending that to me!!!! I have forwarded it to all of my college friends still looking for jobs as a what not to include on your resume!! Kevin Bacon....why would you want anyone to know that you could know Kevin Bacon-Heck Donald Sutherland is a better person to meet....we have all seen Footlose to many times to want to meet the dork who started the crappiest dance craze ever - or was that John Travolta? :) Resume Reviewer: Tim Your (sort of) recent emails prompted me to check my kevin bacon score. Here is the result: I met Kurt Vonnegut Jr at a reading of his play in the Hamptons Kurt was in 'back to school' with rodney Dangerfield Rodney was in 'caddyshack' with bill murray bill was in 'wild things' with kevin bacon   Resume Reviewer: Cara Too Funny!! My sister had a three page resume and had listed every job she ever done even if she worked there for an hour. I laughed and upset her. Was so funny though Click To Share Your Comments About this Resume © 2009 by Personnel Department Inc.